faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

(Source: quartzwarrior)


ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 


junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge


itsgrannywinkle:

basically

itsgrannywinkle:

basically


(Source: riceivore)


drsciencebooty:

 

dodie-snk:

pls mom don’t hate me


No, I’m the human here.
I’m the life at stake.
I’m the one with fingernails, who feels pain.
Me.
parasite, a pro-choice poem about abortion | Alicen Grey (via alicengrey)

homogaytari:

Anime that start off strong but end up being shit is the reason why I have trust issues


gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors)


itskakashihatake:

Naruto AU where everything is well written